It's Friday early evening and our van pulls up a long gravel drive to Heart of God Ministries. We see log huts with weaved grass for roofs. A bunch of dudes and dudettes with red bandanna headbands seem to be taking control of this village we are entering into. The Village is composed of many Casts. These Casts include The Red Bandannas, The Gray Haired Travelers, the Dread Lock Hippies, The Young Intellectuals, The Young Travelers, The Little Wild Ones, and Those Of Which We Cannot Speak. Being a family of Young Intellectual Hippies without a single dread lock and only slight signs of graying made it difficult to chooseWe slept well on Friday night, but have to admit that Saturday morning was a bit over the top.
Aside from the temperatures getting down to 40 we also had a boiling attitude among the villagers in the morning. The hot attitude was possibly ignited by some barking from our psychotic wire hair fox terrier at 5 am. We pulled Baxter into our tent to get that situation under control, but our best was just not good enough. At 6am we awake not to the barking of Baxter, but to the rage of a maniac who screams at the top of his lungs shouting, "WOULD SOMEBODY SHUT THAT DOG UP!!!". Jamie and I can't help but wonder if he was shouting at us. 10 minutes later the same man screams, "CAN SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER!!! I NEED A PLASTIC BAG...QUICK!!!" At this point Jamie and I are simply stunned. We were so stunned that we began to laugh hysterically in an attempt to forget about his personal assault on our family and the unforgettable reality that this man just might have ruined both his tent and his reputation in one fell swoop. At best this man may have preserved his tent though not his reputation if someone was capable of getting both toilet paper and a plastic bag to him in time.
3 comments:
I especially like the terrier
I'm going to need some more details...I'm confused...
BUT...love the pictures and cannot wait to hear more about NOMADS!
Rule #1: always keep the TP within arms reach
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